NORWEGIAN WOOD

I once had a girl
Or should I say, she once had me?

She showed me her room
Isn't it good, Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug biding my time
Drinking her wine

We talked until two
And then she said
It's time for bed

She told me she worked in the morning
And she started to laugh
I told her I didn't
And crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone
This bird has flown

So I lit a fire
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?
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