muri po to po ji mattaku koko ha hidoi in ta ^ netsu tsu desu ne
muri po to po ji watashi ga sekai , sukutsu cha i masu katto
muri po to po ji sasa kutsutsu teru baai ja nee !
muri kara po ji te ibu umidase poi poi po ^ i !
yami ka wa ? da sa ka wa ? yuru fuwa ? yoku wakara n ku te futon de udauda
zokusei bakka tsuke ya gatsu te nja biki komoru watashi ha batten ? !
getsu da n getsu da n tae rare zu ni pettan pettan tsubure sou
mainichi tanoshiku nari sou da shi gyarunaritai gyarunaritai
ge ^ mu manga ani me nani demo ii kara
nikoniko shi te tara kontsu te kuru you na ki ga shi te ki ta ---(kigou)---!!
haa , haa yappa muri na n ka ? kore
gendai shakai to no houkou sei no soui niyori honjitsu no katsudou wo kyuushi shi masu ?
motto atsuku nare yo !
ka fu einbuchikonde more mo norikiru kara sa
po maira gan ba e (kigou)!!
iki teru dake de MVP ! iki shi teru dake de MVP !
yoshi yo shiage chau
tei kiatsu ni ha make taku nai kedo haise ^ no !
make chatsu te mosha ^ naku nai ? hai hai ! hai hai hai hai !
VIP yasashiku sa re tai
VIP ( hihou ) wai shi , shindoi
unto mo sun tomo ika naku nai ? hai hai !
kedo dounika kou ni ka nari taku nai ? hai hai !
sakebu dake de chotto happi ^
nuru po gatsu
kan fu arensudekonsensasu
bijon ba ji etto komi tto
nihongo de o k
un ta n un tan te tatai te geragera waratsu te tai
sou mo ika nai yononaka tte koto . . .
mo umaji muri . . . yamu . . . yamucha yake shoku i . . .
meshi doko ka tanomu
cha ^ han tsukuru yo ! tamago aratsu ta ? tamashii aratsu ta ?
ageashi totsu te bakka gendai hihan no taifuu taihen dai !
koro kke kawa nakya (kigou)(kigou)(kigou)(kigou)(kigou)
jinsei muzuitte hantoshi ROM tte soredemo waka n nai ne kuso ge ^ kuso ge ^
de mo gamen hirai te po mai ra ga irya sore ha kami ge ^ ka
terekusaku te fuzake chau tsutawatsu te tara ureshii na
nou nai ni chokusetsu todoke issho ni i te kudasai
iki teru dake de MVP ! iki shi teru dake de MVP !
yoshi yo shiage chau
tei kiatsu ni ha make taku nai kedo haise ^ no !
make chatsu te mosha ^ naku nai ? hai hai ! hai hai hai hai !
VIP yasashiku sa re tai
VIP ( hihou ) wai shi , shindoi
unto mo sun tomo ika naku nai ? hai hai !
kedo dounika kou ni ka nari taku nai ? hai hai !
gakusei mo erai ! sensei mo erai ! zangyou bakka no shachiku mo erai !
otchan mo erai ! o yomesan mo erai !
i sugi te era kokyuu hai !
itchi mo erai ! shokunin mo erai ! katsu purabakkanoni ^ tomo erai !
satou san mo erai ! suzuki san mo erai !
hibou chuushou ha eraku nai .
minna you yatsu toru tori ma iki te ko
sakebu dake de chotto happi ^
nuru po gatsu
kuu (kigou) tsukare mashi ta ! w kore nite kanketsu tte e ? e ?
bakuhatsu ochi nante sai te ^ !!!
muri po to po ji watashi ga sekai , sukutsu cha i masu katto
muri po to po ji sasa kutsutsu teru baai ja nee !
muri kara po ji te ibu umidase poi poi po ^ i !
yami ka wa ? da sa ka wa ? yuru fuwa ? yoku wakara n ku te futon de udauda
zokusei bakka tsuke ya gatsu te nja biki komoru watashi ha batten ? !
getsu da n getsu da n tae rare zu ni pettan pettan tsubure sou
mainichi tanoshiku nari sou da shi gyarunaritai gyarunaritai
ge ^ mu manga ani me nani demo ii kara
nikoniko shi te tara kontsu te kuru you na ki ga shi te ki ta ---(kigou)---!!
haa , haa yappa muri na n ka ? kore
gendai shakai to no houkou sei no soui niyori honjitsu no katsudou wo kyuushi shi masu ?
motto atsuku nare yo !
ka fu einbuchikonde more mo norikiru kara sa
po maira gan ba e (kigou)!!
iki teru dake de MVP ! iki shi teru dake de MVP !
yoshi yo shiage chau
tei kiatsu ni ha make taku nai kedo haise ^ no !
make chatsu te mosha ^ naku nai ? hai hai ! hai hai hai hai !
VIP yasashiku sa re tai
VIP ( hihou ) wai shi , shindoi
unto mo sun tomo ika naku nai ? hai hai !
kedo dounika kou ni ka nari taku nai ? hai hai !
sakebu dake de chotto happi ^
nuru po gatsu
kan fu arensudekonsensasu
bijon ba ji etto komi tto
nihongo de o k
un ta n un tan te tatai te geragera waratsu te tai
sou mo ika nai yononaka tte koto . . .
mo umaji muri . . . yamu . . . yamucha yake shoku i . . .
meshi doko ka tanomu
cha ^ han tsukuru yo ! tamago aratsu ta ? tamashii aratsu ta ?
ageashi totsu te bakka gendai hihan no taifuu taihen dai !
koro kke kawa nakya (kigou)(kigou)(kigou)(kigou)(kigou)
jinsei muzuitte hantoshi ROM tte soredemo waka n nai ne kuso ge ^ kuso ge ^
de mo gamen hirai te po mai ra ga irya sore ha kami ge ^ ka
terekusaku te fuzake chau tsutawatsu te tara ureshii na
nou nai ni chokusetsu todoke issho ni i te kudasai
iki teru dake de MVP ! iki shi teru dake de MVP !
yoshi yo shiage chau
tei kiatsu ni ha make taku nai kedo haise ^ no !
make chatsu te mosha ^ naku nai ? hai hai ! hai hai hai hai !
VIP yasashiku sa re tai
VIP ( hihou ) wai shi , shindoi
unto mo sun tomo ika naku nai ? hai hai !
kedo dounika kou ni ka nari taku nai ? hai hai !
gakusei mo erai ! sensei mo erai ! zangyou bakka no shachiku mo erai !
otchan mo erai ! o yomesan mo erai !
i sugi te era kokyuu hai !
itchi mo erai ! shokunin mo erai ! katsu purabakkanoni ^ tomo erai !
satou san mo erai ! suzuki san mo erai !
hibou chuushou ha eraku nai .
minna you yatsu toru tori ma iki te ko
sakebu dake de chotto happi ^
nuru po gatsu
kuu (kigou) tsukare mashi ta ! w kore nite kanketsu tte e ? e ?
bakuhatsu ochi nante sai te ^ !!!
