And irony is okay , I suppose
Culture is to blame
You try and mask your pain
In the most postmodern way
You lack substance when you say
Something like ," Oh , what a shame "
Its just a self - referential way
That stops you having to be human
Im assuming youll balloon
When you remove the dirty spoon
And start consuming like a human
Thats what I am assuming
Im sure that youre not just another girl
Im sure that youre gonna say that I was sexist
I feel like youre running out of all the things I liked you for
Why cant we be friends , when we are lovers ?
Cause it always ends with us hating each other
Instead of calling me out , you should be pulling me in
Ive just got one more thing to say
And why would you believe
You could control how youre perceived
When at your best
Youre intermediately versed in your own feelings ?
Keep on putting off conceiving
Its only you that youre deceiving
Oh , dont have a child
Dont cramp your style , Ill leave it
Why cant we be friends , when we are lovers ?
Cause it always ends with us hating each other
Instead of calling me out , you should be pulling me in
Ive just got one more thing to say
Im just pissed off because you pied me off
After your show when you let go of my hand
In front of some sket who wanted bit on your
Why cant we be friends , when we are lovers ?
Cause it always ends with us hating each other
Instead of calling me out , you should be pulling me in
Ive just got one more thing to say
Culture is to blame
You try and mask your pain
In the most postmodern way
You lack substance when you say
Something like ," Oh , what a shame "
Its just a self - referential way
That stops you having to be human
Im assuming youll balloon
When you remove the dirty spoon
And start consuming like a human
Thats what I am assuming
Im sure that youre not just another girl
Im sure that youre gonna say that I was sexist
I feel like youre running out of all the things I liked you for
Why cant we be friends , when we are lovers ?
Cause it always ends with us hating each other
Instead of calling me out , you should be pulling me in
Ive just got one more thing to say
And why would you believe
You could control how youre perceived
When at your best
Youre intermediately versed in your own feelings ?
Keep on putting off conceiving
Its only you that youre deceiving
Oh , dont have a child
Dont cramp your style , Ill leave it
Why cant we be friends , when we are lovers ?
Cause it always ends with us hating each other
Instead of calling me out , you should be pulling me in
Ive just got one more thing to say
Im just pissed off because you pied me off
After your show when you let go of my hand
In front of some sket who wanted bit on your
Why cant we be friends , when we are lovers ?
Cause it always ends with us hating each other
Instead of calling me out , you should be pulling me in
Ive just got one more thing to say
