Sports Men(supotsumen) Kimonos

Im worrying everyday
I could be anorexic
Ill have to get into shape
Cant seem to find the right charge
Your mother she might be a swimmer
Your father must have been a vaulter

Dont put me in skates
Ping - pong Im no great shakes
People say Im weak
Cant even hold her tight
You are the star of the poolside
Your streamline curves I cant abide

Ill be a good sport
Ill be a sportsman

Im not sleeping these days
Maybe insomniac
Quench my thirst .. Flesh and blood
Ive got this craving for you
Your brother , they call him Batman
Your sister , we know shes Wonderwoman

Im seeing Sundays
I could be apoplectic
The whole family gets in shape
Under the floodlight
People tell me Im not strong
I cant seem to find the right charge

I'm worrying everyday
I could be anorexic
I'll have to get into shape
Can't seem to find the right charge
Your mother she might be a swimmer
Your father must have been a vaulter

Don't put me in skates
Ping-pong I'm no great shakes
People say I'm weak
Can't even hold her tight
You are the star of the poolside
Your streamline curves I can't abide

I'll be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman

I'm not sleeping these days
Maybe insomniac
Quench my thirst..Flesh and blood
I've got this craving for you
Your brother, they call him Batman
Your sister, we know she's Wonderwoman

I'm seeing Sundays
I could be apoplectic
The whole family gets in shape
Under the floodlight
People tell me I'm not strong
I can't seem to find the right charge