| Song | Artist | Lyricist | Composer | Opening Lines Of Song |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 後期高齢者地獄(koukikoureishajigoku) | 坂上弘(sakauehiroshi) | 湯浅学(yuasamanabu) | 坂上弘(sakagamihiroshi) | Yeah Ya! 医者にかかりたいけど() |
| 蜂地獄(hachijigoku) | 坂上弘(sakauehiroshi) | 坂上弘(sakagamihiroshi) | 坂上弘(sakagamihiroshi) | Yo-Yo！のどかな日本晴れの() |